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Avocados

latitudeadjuster

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Year
2014
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X
Boat Length
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I remember years ago when went to the Bahamas one spring. When we got there I noticed I forgot my bathing suit. My friend said "they have some in the gift shop down stairs" and all they had were speedos. I was like HELL no WAY.

He pulled two avocado's out of the table fruit bowl and said "here, put these in the suit and you will be fine". I sat in the room and could hear everyone having fun out at the pool etc. So I said what the heck. I put the speedo on and inserted the avocado's and out to the pool I went.

EVERYONE was staring in amazement, you could hear a pin drop as I stood proud walking thru the crowd of people. My friend quickly walks up to me and says "ummm, the avocado's go in the front" ....FLM.....lol
 
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