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this is my all time favorite. Working in the Mechanical engineering arm of a very software centric company we use terminology like this ALL the time.....This guy bring it to a whole new level.

If you listen carefully it starts as a" crudely conceived idea", and finishes with a "high level of development"

prob all due to the sinusoidal marzal veins working in flux with the tremupipes ..
 
That one is a favorite of mine as well.
 
I think that video is a spoof. Ebaumsworld is joke site.

His verbiage is identical to this video. (Which obviously pre-dates it).


On that note I can understand about a third of what he is saying...
 
A Classic....I like the new twist this one gives it:

 
I wonder if they make a marine version! All they'd need to do would be to add a de-salination capacitor to reverse the thrust of the panometric fan.
 
I would like to contribute a lesson in claymore safety.

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A Classic....I like the new twist this one gives it:


All I kept thinking was "Hey mister, I want my two dollars" hopefully I'm not the only movie dork that remembers that line.
 
All I kept thinking was "Hey mister, I want my two dollars" hopefully I'm not the only movie dork that remembers that line.
o hell yeah, you're not alone Topper

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That's it. A true classic!
 
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