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Sex on a Boat?
- Thread starter SuperJetDan
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swatski
Jetboaters Fleet Admiral 1*
- Messages
- 12,806
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- 18,575
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- Location
- North Caldwell, NJ
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- AR
- Boat Length
- 24
Okay, I hope your lawn mower is a Tractor type, not a Manual-Reel. LMAO.I'm not sure there is anything I own that I haven't had sex on or in!! LMAO!!...so to answer your question, YES!!
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
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- Messages
- 18,645
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- 21,050
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- 1,102
- Location
- Raleigh, NC 27614
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- 242X E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
Roto tiller came to my mind! LOLOkay, I hope your lawn mower is a Tractor type, not a Manual-Reel. LMAO.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
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captras
Jetboaters Admiral
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- 1,224
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- 1,348
- Points
- 252
- Location
- Lake Livingston, Texas
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- 242 Limited S E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
I know what a boat is, but what is sex? I vaguely remember that from many years ago!
Bill D
Jetboaters Admiral
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- 2,152
- Points
- 302
- Location
- Prairieville, LA
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2011
- Boat Model
- Limited S
- Boat Length
- 24
I'm firing my landscaper...
- Messages
- 18,645
- Reaction score
- 21,050
- Points
- 1,102
- Location
- Raleigh, NC 27614
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- 242X E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
Scuba_ref
Jetboaters Admiral
- Messages
- 1,588
- Reaction score
- 2,573
- Points
- 322
- Location
- Buckeye, AZ
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- AR
- Boat Length
- 24
- Messages
- 13,386
- Reaction score
- 13,504
- Points
- 857
- Location
- Royal, AR
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2007
- Boat Model
- SX
- Boat Length
- 23
- Messages
- 18,645
- Reaction score
- 21,050
- Points
- 1,102
- Location
- Raleigh, NC 27614
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- 242X E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
@Julian it is slightly disturbing that you either had that picture handy or knew where to get it!
I actually went to google to look up another "sexy landscaper" to compete with the one above, and that was in the returned image results and I verped a little and thought I just HAD to share!
Jetti
Jet Boat Addict
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- 24
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- 112
- Location
- Zionsville, Indiana
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2017
- Boat Model
- SX
- Boat Length
- 21
I thought this was a given!!!!! Part of the new boat break in period.
captras
Jetboaters Admiral
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- 1,224
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- Points
- 252
- Location
- Lake Livingston, Texas
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- 242 Limited S E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
I looked for that in the owners manual! Wife must have torn that page out!
Mainah
Jetboaters Admiral
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- 3,020
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- 4,067
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- 382
- Location
- Chapin, SC
- Boat Make
- Boatless
- Year
- NA
- Boat Model
- Other
- Boat Length
- Other
I thought it had to be done at break in AND at regular intervals not less than every 10 hours of operation. Have to make sure the back up noise device works.
Papa
Jet Boat Junkie
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- 142
- Location
- Lake Sinclair GA
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2013
- Boat Model
- 242 Limited S E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
I love boating!
Sbrown
Jetboaters Captain
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- 980
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- 212
- Location
- Easton, Pa
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2017
- Boat Model
- AR
- Boat Length
- 24
I answered the poll, but any stories I told would just sound like bragging. So I'm taking the gentleman's route (for once) and not kissing and telling. Lol
- Messages
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- 312
- Location
- 27574
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2009
- Boat Model
- X
- Boat Length
- 21
Betik
Jetboaters Admiral
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- 3,723
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- 4,437
- Points
- 362
- Location
- Frisco, TX
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2012
- Boat Model
- SX
- Boat Length
- 24
you might want to consider cutting the grass at the edge of a cliff. If she faces towards the cliff, I would suspect she will instinctively push backwards.
- Messages
- 8,426
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- Points
- 882
- Location
- Northern Vermont Lake Champlain
- Boat Make
- Other
- Year
- Other
- Boat Model
- Other
- Boat Length
- 35
Funny, and no need for a pair of "sheep boots". I know it's farmer/shepherd humor.
Sbrown
Jetboaters Captain
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- 212
- Location
- Easton, Pa
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2017
- Boat Model
- AR
- Boat Length
- 24
My wife laughed at the picture and said its just a fantasy, no woman in her right mind would cut grass in those shoes. I said "What shoes?!?"
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